“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
HA so these guys in the library were joking around and one is like “So when’s our date?” and they started discussing when and where and what. Then they hugged really hard and slowly pulled apart and just kind of stopped a second and the other was like “… you really gonna take me on a date?” and the first guy is like, “Uh… yeah, man I’ll take you on a date.” AND THE SECOND GUY SEEMED SO EXCITED GUYS I THINK I JUST WITNESSED THE BEGINNING OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL
time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet
All the cool kids were doing pokemon fusions so I thought I would try making one too, and this was one of the fusions I got…
King of the galaxy
Where is your pokemon god now?!
OH MY GOD
LET THAT POKEMON BECOME REAL.
THIS IS THE BEST OF THEM ALL
MAKE IT DRAGON/PSYCHIC
GIMME THREE OF THEM