mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

I’m sorry

(Source: survival-games)

HA so these guys in the library were joking around and one is like “So when’s our date?” and they started discussing when and where and what. Then they hugged really hard and slowly pulled apart and just kind of stopped a second and the other was like “… you really gonna take me on a date?” and the first guy is like, “Uh… yeah, man I’ll take you on a date.” AND THE SECOND GUY SEEMED SO EXCITED GUYS I THINK I JUST WITNESSED THE BEGINNING OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL

(Source: lornemilee)

animatedtext:

requested by mulamey

itslikeanexplosion:

kristenlovesyou:

nsfwhumor:

Dog Dances to Eminem’s ‘Shake That’

JESUS CHRIST

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

ishimarusextips:

lord-korean:

ishimarusextips:

YOU CAN WALK QUICKLY.

but what if theyre running

YOU CAN WALK QUICKLY.

seblaine:

time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet

iguanamouth:

the shaman pokemon

(forgive me)

gloopday:

The team team

kinomatika:

I did a lil seadweller too!

same as always, credit me if you’re gonna use it uwu

Maizono is really precious why don’t more people on my dash talk about her

me too, Naegi

haruhisuzumiya:

I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE ANGRY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

qima:

riker-wears-a-skant:

interstellargeek:

zombiedogdoes:

All the cool kids were doing pokemon fusions so I thought I would try making one too, and this was one of the fusions I got…  

—-

-STARKING-

King of the galaxy

Where is your pokemon god now?!

OH MY GOD

LET THAT POKEMON BECOME REAL.

THIS IS THE BEST OF THEM ALL

YES

MAKE IT DRAGON/PSYCHIC

GIMME THREE OF THEM

HOly

shit