May 2013
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nataliemayday:
I LOST MY SHIT WHEN THE BAG FLEW OUT THE WINDOW
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davidlynching:
fun fact: iraq, pakistan, afghanistan and saudi arabia have a higher percentage of women in the government than the us & the uk
another fun fact: white people tend to get very angry when you point this out to them
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“Gentlemen. This is what rape culture is like:
Imagine you have a Rolex watch....”
– The Wretched of the Earth: [TW: rape] On Rape Culture (via theglasschild)
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sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
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me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg
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commanderpigg:
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commanderpigg:
Wait, it’s the 22nd today, right?
that means today’s Ash’s unofficial birthday!
happy 27th baby :’)
He’s had 27 babies? O.o
maybe
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sekretlyserket:
theboywhofangirled:
SCREW SHAVING DRY THAT WAS THE BEST SHAVE I’VE EVER HAD I’M STOCKING UP ON FIVE THOUSAND CANS OF BARBASOL AND HAVING A CELEBRATORY BONFIRE WHAT COULD GO WRONG
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so-canon:
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carsonphillips:
When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere
This actually happens
ACCURATE
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michaeljonessexual:
ENTIRE RT FANDOM RIGHT NOW
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oh my god i dont think ive ever laughed that hard at an rt video (excluding rage quits and ahwus)
my mom thought i was crying
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mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
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nintooner:
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
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HA so these guys in the library were joking around and one is like “So when’s our date?” and they started discussing when and where and what. Then they hugged really hard and slowly pulled apart and just kind of stopped a second and the other was like “… you really gonna take me on a date?” and the first guy is like, “Uh… yeah, man I’ll take you on a date.” AND THE SECOND GUY SEEMED SO EXCITED...
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seblaine:
time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet
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gloopday:
The team team
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Maizono is really precious why don’t more people on my dash talk about her
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me too, Naegi
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APPARENTLY THERE’RE 4 BABY BIRDS IN THE ROBIN’S NEST
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NO WONDER DADDY BIRD HAS TO HELP OUT THIS TIME
THAT’S DOUBLE THE LAST AMOUNT
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weedrichards:
YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FEEL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AND YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS
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allonsymituna:
striderna:
friendly reminder that no one in homestuck is a bad person or a complete douchebag because of their actions theyre teenagers they do shit theyre gonna regret later and thats just life
#well except for gamzee that guy needs Jesus
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i was only able to get through the prologue of DR since I had to try and get to bed early
so I’m off to start chapter 1
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