nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

(Source: crazycatslovers)


parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system


freddybenson:

freddybenson:

friendly reminder that kony was never stopped

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prologi:

dorkery:

mrfl4sh:

lava bbq

I lava good bbq

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

prologi:

dorkery:

mrfl4sh:

lava bbq

I lava good bbq

SIT THE FUCK DOWN


11,579 plays!

monoscribbles:

iamtonysexual:

THELIFEOFDAVESTRIDER.mp3

based off of

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THELIFEOFDAVESTRIDER.png by tumblr user monoscribbles

GUYS

you have to listen to this holy shit GUYS


guilty-daydreamer:

bluntasaurus-sex:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

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my life is a lie.

“I used to be and adventurer like you, but then I got married.”

IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.


sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles

trekkiebeth:

The Spine | photo by trekkiebeth

trekkiebeth:

The Spine | photo by trekkiebeth


person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
me: are you implying that i am satan
person: no, i--
me: because you're right i am


dampsandwich:

get down off your high horse pal. and for god sakes stop letting your horse smoke weed


(Source: x-mustache-x)



k8y411:

clarityofhatred:

abidinginlove:

sodamnrelatable:

when you say a word too much and it stops sounding like a word

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bowl is the worst

i wonder how many of us just sat here saying “bowl” until it sounded weird

all of us.

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(Source: bluetricycle1)