mituna-fell-and-accidentally:

I’m pretty sure this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

I’vE NEVER EVEN WATCHED THIS BUT HOLY SHIT I CANT STOP laUGHING

fasterfood:

when obama wins the elections he should send this to mitt romney every day in the mail

sp00kyfee:

I’M FUCKING CRYING SO HARD

kumagawa-misogi:

grimmjowjaegerjaquez:

i got a preowned copy of pokemon sapphire, so i snooped around in the game a little bit, and the only pokemon they had left was a magikarp with this letter attached to it:

THIS IS THE BEST SHIT 

dallonjames:

when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story about a girl and she went to this mechanics place but she didn’t have any money so she payed with like sex and then so I thought that was how you paid for everything so once we went to target and I started unbuttoning my pants and my mother started screaming

the-heisenberg:

superwestonjj:

I imagine that this is how Karkat would react to finding out about Terezi and Gamzee’s blackrom. Also, hey, JonTron is a pretty cool guy amirite?

I

mrspollux:

needsmoreyellow:

lalondes:

HER VOICE

i can’t understand her

michael-buble:

tumblr user missvanillamilkshake sent me a message about how she had ld relationship!johndave feelings and about how “[they would] l[ie] in their beds with their laptops on their sides and just like talking on skype watching the same movie at the same time like it’s a date and just being corny dorks and telling how much they miss each other…”

and i liked the idea a bit so i did something w/ ld!johndave but it came out like this and im sorry im so sorry

vwelcumtoboonercity:

mylittletsundereghostie:

the-spooky-truth:

oh shit

YES

EXCUSE ME BUT FJSKDSA AAAAH PLEASE

theproudamoeba:

aw little Dave doesn’t know how to draw smuppets. he can draw dicks though..it’s kinda the same no? i bet it’s practically canon that the first thing Dave ever drew was a dick. and Bro was probably so proud he had to go secretly cry in the bathroom for a few minutes

anyway, i always figured Dave would have like the most disturbing children’s drawings ever 

also, headcanon : Bro takes pictures of people’s butts and uses them as caller id pics

mpregbert:

monsieurpaprika:

i just needed the most perfect line from fanfiction on my blog

eliatrope:

i’m at the pizza hut

i think i’ll stay at the pizza hut