A Caged Bird

heyo, it’s been a while since I’ve read a fic ヽ(^o^;)丿

This is a food-play (nothing too extreme don’t leave yet) femstrider fic (featured with art by the lovely frienne -nsfw-) that’s super, uber hot… Like, I’m not even into food-play (or dirty talk, really, god this fic is full of it) but oh my god this was a hot fic.

How about you just read it yourselves (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ ~here~


A Very Important Day

A new post was needed, since the whole story was finally read.

Oh my god, this fic. This fucking fic. I don’t think any fic has made me feel emotions like that. One minute I was sobbing, the next depressed, the next extremely happy, and then all of came crashing down with more sadness.

Dave is the best man at John’s wedding. Dave’s always loved John, but never told him, only Rose knew how much he really cared for him. Sooner or later, more things happen that make it difficult for Dave to have any hope whatsoever of ever being with John. Things get even more hard when he drunkenly slips to John’s wife.

It’s one of the best fics I’ve ever read, and it’s now one of the things that will make me cry, guaranteed.

You can read it here, but the author also has it on AO3 here.


Hold Your Colour

I read this a while ago, but I found the link for it in my likes and realized I never put it under my tag =w=

John, Jade, Rose, and Dave win the game. The guardians are brought back, and they all return to their normal lives. Except for Dave. Bro didn’t come back, and over time it begins to take it’s toll on Dave. Link’d.


Stray

I got linked to this through some fanart done by fastpuck and decided to read it. My need for Dad/Dave shall never end, omfg.

In this AU, Bro dies and Dave leaves Texas to go to Washington where Dad finds him and takes him in. It’s a really sweet story >3<

Read it here.

EDIT: I should also mention that there’s hinted (pffft more like blatant) windicuffs in here, too .w.


Nesting

Been a while since I’ve read a fic. Thought I’d read a short one by Snazzy =w=

DaveDad has been a ship that’s been growing on me like fucking crazy, so this fic caught my attention and I decided to read it. Davesprite’s going through puberty, and  he starts displaying the behavior of a female crow about to lay eggs. Dad helps him out with the dilemma. You can read this interesting fic here.


Last Summers Children

I read this a few days ago because I needed DirkJake fanfiction to suffice my feels, and I’m still gushing over it. UUGGHH. Awkward first times are my fucking crack, guys. I’m not sure what else to write about it, so you guys should just go read it yourselves here.


Age/Sex/Location

I found this on a recommendation list of JohnDave fanfics earlier today, and I thought the idea of it was just too precious to save for later, so I read it immediately.

In this fic, Dave is mute, and he and John are roommates during college. Dave uses his phone to talk to john until john finds out dave knows ASL. So John tries to learn it, and eventually Dave helps. It’s fucking adorable, and I was smiling and giggling all over the place while I was reading it, and for a little while afterword. Here’s the link for it.


This Will Never Happen

Oh my god, my fucking emotions. Oh my god. I’ve only read, like, 2 other fics that have legitimately made me cry, and I’m gonna have to add this one to that list. I had to stop reading for a few seconds because I was all “Oh, my tears are blurring my vision. I need to stop for a minute until I can see.”

I’m a huge sucker for those “they meet as children, and grow old together” stories. I can’t watch The Notebook without sobbing, and I can barely watch Pixar’s Up without getting teary-eyed during the first 15 (or so) minutes. Throw my otp in the mix, why don’t you, and add an alternative beginning to the end that just makes me touch the screen and desperately whisper “no” as tears fall from my face? Just… UGH ;A;

But it was a good fic. It wrenched my poor shipping heart like a washrag, but it was a good fic. Here’s the link if you’re interested (I know I reblogged a post about it a minute ago, but there’s only so much I can say as a response/tag).


Worse Than Fucked Up

I promised myself I’d never read a non-con fic ever again, because of my love/hate relationship with it, but someone I follow read it, and I thought “It can’t be that horrible,” so I bookmarked to read for later.

Basically John and Dave get into another universe (where the Condescension still rules and it’s, supposedly, populated with trolls) through a scratch in spacetime in which 6 huge high-blooded adult trolls find them and they’re taken in as “trespassers”, and they decide to try an “experiment” with them. Dave volunteers, but they choose John instead. They force Dave to watch what they do to John, and he can’t look away/help/say anything or they’ll hurt John more. Shittons of dark triggers in this, so if you’re easily triggered by rape, gore, physical and psychological torture, or anything that falls into any of those categories, you’ve been warned, but you still wanna give it a shot, here’s your link.

EDIT: The author has it finished here. The ending really made me emotional. Even after all the horrible things that happened throughout the story, it was nice to see it end like that ;w;


Fun With Webcams

I wanted to see what all the fuss was about with this fic. It’s basically one chapter of plot-less porn. I normally don’t read “just porn and no plot”, but I can say it was worth my time. It’s short, too, so it won’t take long to read it… and it’s pretty hot. Not gonna lie. If anyone’s interested, here’s the link.


The Misconception About Thirteen-Year-Old Sex Gods

I know the title sounds stupid, but I saw this fanart (nsfw) for it, so I thought I’d give this One Chapter JohnDave fic a try. It’s probably the most realistic teenage sex fic I’ve found. I mean, how could 13-year-olds have their first sexual experience with someone and have it not be awkward?

… I have a thing for awkward “first times”. Don’t judge me. Here’s the link.


Defensive Maneuvers

I’ve seen this fanfic mentioned in the Stridercest tag a lot lately, and I decided to give it a shot. I was not disappointed. It’s angsty, sexy (at some parts, there’s no actual sex in it), relatively short, and it’s well-written. You guys can read it here.


Not Allowed

Pretty positive I’ve never mentioned this one before, but here goes.

This is one of the best fanfics I’ve ever read. It had realism; Bro felt guilty, he hated himself for wanting to do this, he felt horrible about it. Bro’s childhood/background made him feel even worse about it. I just… This is… Hnnnnrrggh, just read it ;A;

The author’s also working on re-writing the same fanfic, but from Dave’s POV. You can read what they have so far here.


The Last Hearing Of Gamzee Makara

My best friend linked me to this a while back (like a few months back, like December), so it’s been a while since I’ve read it. It mainly focuses around Terezi and Gamzee after Karkat calms him. I’d have to re-read it to remember details, but I really liked it a lot. You can read it here.


“People Don’t Do That”

Found this fanfic in the Stridercest tag friday night, and decided to read it yesterday afternoon and I finished it last night. I’m not sure to consider it slightly OOC at some parts, but I enjoyed it. It’s Alpha-session stridercest, so it’s Dirk and his Bro. It bordered on Non-con at some point, but it’s mostly Dub-con. Hnngg, I have this thing for Dave bottoming, alright? The pesterlogs were pretty character accurate, in my opinion, and basically the epilogue is nothing but pesterlogs.

It’s only 7 chapters, so it’s a pretty short read. It’s worth it, so you Stridercest shippers should give it a shot. You can read it here.